Story originally submitted to Super Mario Portal on September 29th 2003
Bowser: I have decided to take all the water away from Mushroom Kingdom.
Koopa: Who are you talking to?
Bowser: Prepare the Water-Taker3000.
Meanwhile at Princess Peach's castle.
Mario: ooh, a pepper!
Peach: Be careful Mario. That is a hot pepper.
Mario: So? (takes a bite) Momma Mia! That is one hot pepper!
Peach: Quick, I'll get you some water.
Peach: There's no water coming out!
Mario: Oh no!
Peach: Dive into the moat!
Mario: (runs and jumps into the moat and hits hid head on the bottom) OW!
Peach: are you okay?
Mario: Yes I am.
Peach: How can that be?
Mario: I am not real.
Peach: Oh ya, but that means neither am I!
Mario: Momma Mia! The pepper is still burning in my mouth!
Peach: Go to the lake!
Mario: (Diving in the lake) Ow! I hit the bottom!
Peach: It seems someone took all the water.
Mario: It looks like that Bowser finally beat me.
Peach: Don't say that!
Mario: But he has! The pepper won't stop burning!
Bowser: No one seems to care that I stole all the water.
Bowser: Maybe I should put it back. Reverse the Water-Taker3000.
Back at Princess Peach's Castle-
Mario: Ohh! I'm so thirsty!
Peach: There there Mario.
Mario: Do you here gurgling?
Peach: Actually, I do.
Mario: (as the water comes back) Woohoo! The water is back!
But before Mario can drink any, the water disappeared again.
Mario: What is going on?
Bowser: Ahh! The machine is malfunctioning!
Koopa: It's going to blow! Run!
Princess Peach's Castle-
Mario: (crying) Why can't I get any water?
Suddenly the water came back.
Mario: Woohoo! The water is back!
And so Mario finally got to drink the water he so dearly needed. And Bowser's castle had a giant hole in the wall where the machine blew up.