Story originally submitted to Super Mario Portal on March 30th, 2004 by YoshiGuy
The Adventures of Yoshi and Toad in: The Lost Wallet
(Yoshi and Toad are walking down the street)
Yoshi- Hey look! I found a wallet.
Toad- How much money is in it?
Yoshi- Wait! It says “Do not open this”.
Toad- Well, who does it belong to?
Yoshi- I have no clue.
Toad- Maybe the food shop over there has the wallet’s owner.
Yoshi- Let’s go!
(They go into the food shop.)
Toad- Let’s get some cereal.
(They buy some Trix cereal and sit down to eat it)
Yoshi- I’ll ask those guys.
(Yoshi asks a bunch of Toads.)
A Toad- Nope
Another Toad- No
Another Toad- That isn’t mine.
Once again, A Toad- Uuummm. No.
(Yoshi starts asking more Toads)
Toad- Where’s Yoshi?
A voice- Can I have some cereal?
Toad- What? Who said that?
Trix Bunny- I must have Trix. (He takes the cereal)
Toad- (Taking it back) Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit- Oh Crap! (He leaves)
Yoshi- Toad! I know who it belongs to.
Yoshi- I Don’t Know.
Toad- Stop joking and find it’s REAL owner.
Yoshi- I did. His name is “I Don’t Know”. He lives in I Don’t Know Caves.
Yoshi- Lets go!
(in I Don’t Know Caves)
I Don’t Know- Who’s there?
Toad- We have your wallet.
I Don’t Know- Wait! Do you see the note!
Yoshi- You mean the one that says “Do not open this”.
I Don’t Know- Yes Dinohead. To break the curse of keeping it closed, you must bring me 2 things.
Yoshi- What do we need?
I Don’t Know- You need a hair from the Princess and a dead koopa.
Yoshi- Got it. Come on Toad!
(in the Castle)
Yoshi- (whispering) Peach and Mario are exercising.
Toad- I’ll cut a piece of her hair while she’s not looking.
(Toad aims for her hair but accidentally cuts her dress. Her dress falls down)
Mario- How are you doing Pea... Wow!
Peach- (Turns around covering herself) YOSHI!! TOAD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
Yoshi- We need a piece of your hair because....
Toad- Yoshi has a girl friend. (Toad takes a hair)
Peach- YOU ARE BOTH DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi and Toad- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Peach starts chasing them)
Toad- Jump out the window! (They jump out of the window).
Yoshi- That was close.
Toad- Lets get the koopa.
(They walk down the street and see a koopa)
Yoshi- There’s one!
Toad- Let’s kill it!
Koopa-AAAHHH!!(He jumps into the river)
Toad- Damn it!
Yoshi- Don’t worry. I see more over there.
Toad- Let’s get the little guy.
Little Koopa- EEEEEKK!
Toad- Get him before he runs away.
Little Koopa- Hault! I have a gun!
Yoshi and Toad- Oh Crap! (They start running)
Little Koopa- (shooting his gun) Get back here!!!
Yoshi- We lost him.
Toad- And he shot another koopa – and it’s dead. Let’s bring him.
Toad- Carry him on your back.
Yoshi- OH COME ON!!!!!!
Toad- Let’s go.
Yoshi- Man this is gross!
(In I Don’t Know’s Cave)
Toad- We have the items.
I Don’t Know- Good! Put Peach’s hair in the wallet.
Yoshi- Okay. (He does)
I Don’t Know- Now Wait!
(The curse breaks)
I Don’t Know- There. Problem solved!
Toad- But what was the dead koopa for.
I Don’t Know- My lunch.
Yoshi- Let’s go!
Yoshi- Bye I Don’t Know.
I Don’t Know- See ya.
Toad- I’m glad that’s over.
Peach-(walking down the street in another dress) IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi- RUN!(Peach starts chasing them)
Luigi- How come I’m not in this story?
Toad- Who cares!
Yoshi- Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Adventures of Yoshi and Toad”!
The Real End