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A massive collection of quotes by King Koopa in all three of the Mario cartoons: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and of course the Super Mario World cartoons. All of the voicing is done by Harvey Atkin.

 

You can download them all in MP3 format of play them online, alternatively we've got YouTube videos with his best quotes from each series which are embedded in this page.

 

All MP3s were ripped by Luke from SuperLuigiBros.com, if used it would be great if you could credit. Thanks.

 

 

King Koopa Quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

Right click on the quote and SAVE TARGET as to download, or simply click them to play.

 

Download Quote File Size

Episode

"Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said, Cheat, Beat and be merry!" 302kb Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid
"You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate spaghetti! I hate quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!" 585kb Stars in Their Eyes
"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." 409kb Brooklyn Bound
"Those annoying wrench-heads won't ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! make road pizzas out of them!" 469kb Toad Warriors
"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill" 253kb The Fire of Hercufleas
"Say Ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. Thats goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me!" 322kb Count Koopula
"Listen up, you reptile retches! its time to play 'Auction the Princess' Do I hear one thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favourite charity... me." 476kb Pirates of Koopa
"Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-deaing clutches!" 219kb The Pied Koopa
"Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!" 248kb Espace from Koopatraz
"Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap" 501kb The Ten Koopmandments

 

 

 

King Koopa Quotes from The New Super Mario World Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

Right click on the quote and SAVE TARGET as to download, or simply click them to play.

 

Download Quote File Size

Episode

You will not go to school, no lizard of mine is going to learn good citizenship 234kb A Little Learning
No! You will grow up to be sneaky, two faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad 173kb A Little Learning
Cave Christmas? Whats that Pipe Squeezer up to now, its the hottest day of the year. 199kb The Night Before Cave Christmas
You're gonna wait a long time Princess, because these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Christmas morning 394kb The Night Before Cave Christmas
Have a Merry Cave Christmas Bone-Brain, remember Oogtar spelled backwards is Ratgoo 288kb The Night Before Cave Christmas
"If those Cave Cretins succeed in growing their own food, I'll never be able to subjugate em!" 295kb Gopher Bash
"That Dino Twerp is eating me out of house and home!" 182kb Mama Luigi
"My Throne!! My Throne Room! You'll pay for this plumbers... get them!" 257kb Mama Luigi
"I can build another castle, but you can't build another Princess" 421kb Mama Luigi
"There must be some truly totally depraved evil insidious scheme I can use to take advantage of those stupid cave people" 243kb Rock TV
"Whats the one thing most likely to rot peoples minds and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes, I remember now! Television!" 333kb Rock TV
"Alright everybody, Koopa sez, up on your feet, its time to trim all that ugly fat" 176kb Rock TV
"Ladies and Gentlemen! The Mindless Mario Brothers!" 134kb Rock TV
"Time out! Cease and desist! Stop!" 224kb Rock TV
"Those Bird Brains'll never know what hit em" 167kb Scoopa Koopa
"You little dino dweeb, what do you think this is a charity operation?" 219kb Scoopa Koopa
"Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings just for a few brief moments of mouthwatering bliss" 125kb Scoopa Koopa
"He wants to shut us down friends what are you gonna do about it" 237kb Scoopa Koopa
"Right into a Cave People Casserole for my Ravenous Dinosaurs!" 121kb Send in the Clown
"The Dinosaurs are having YOU for dinner!" 191kb Send in the Clown
"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol but I'm sure they can handle it" 306kb Send in the Clown
"Hip!! Hop!!! Get me out of here!!! I'll send you to school... gladly!" 199kb A Little Learning
"Got any other bright ideas Kookie?" 258kb The Wheel Thing

 

 

 

King Koopa Quotes from The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

Right click on the quote and SAVE TARGET as to download, or simply click them to play.

 

Download Quote File Size

Episode

Somebody is gonna stop him, I'm going to turn Prince Hugo the huge into a poodle, a miniature poodle. 255kb Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
You are now sneaky, lying, giant, ninja koopa's, and nothing can stop you! 368kb Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
Thats a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea... and I love it! 305kb Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
I'd like to save you Koopalings but I just remembered something, I have an important tail styling appointment in another warp zone, bye! 513kb Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
Attention America, your new ruler; empress Kootie Pie has called her first press conference 309kb Reptiles in the Rose Garden
King Koopa finally goes nuts at Kootie Pie after his Doom Ship is destroyed while trying to capture America for her Birthday present. 906kb Reptiles in the Rose Garden
Very hard you little Pipe-Squeak! With the Princess away, the Koopas will play... and destroy... and ruin 325kb Reign Storm
I need the Robot Princess now Kookie! or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance 179kb Reign Storm
Make it 15 minutes, plumb-scumb! 427kb Reign Storm
Did you hear something? 253kb Toddler Terrors of Time Travel
Stowaways! I'll fix you! 185kb Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
It's time to stop kidding around (as baby koopa, after using time machine) 234kb Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
 Kookie! Help me! The Clog is unclogging! 274kb Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
With the Mario Brothers permanently stuck in Brooklyn as permanent babies, I can finally capture the Princess and enslave her people 245kb Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
Even my youngest Koopalings can outsmart you do-good dodo's! 368kb Mind your Mummy Mommy Mario
I'm gonna Koopetate em personally! 242kb Mind your Mummy Mommy Mario
We got ya trapped Princess Toadstool, get down here right now! 332kb The Beauty of Kootie
I hear ya whining loud and clear my darling detestable daughter. 248kb The Beauty of Kootie
Now they'll see the true creepiness of the Koopa Clan! 141kb The Beauty of Kootie
Boomerang Brothers, get me that wand! 190kb A Toadally Magical Adventure
Gimmie That Wand, this is getting outta hand 208kb A Toadally Magical Adventure
Hey, You, Toad, go away, shoo, and take those blocks with ya! 327kb A Toadally Magical Adventure
Don't be ridiculous Kookie, we'll choose the scientific way, eenie meenie minie mo, I koop you.. Mario 488kb Oh Brother
Kookie what're you doing! I'm your dear old king dad! 402kb Oh Brother
Knock it off Knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises I'm having a temper tantrum! 268kb Misadventure of Mighty plumber
How can I come up with a brilliant plan to get rid of the Mario Brothers will all of this going on?! 259kb Misadventure of Mighty plumber
At last! all the gold coins in pipe land are mine 290kb Misadventure of Mighty plumber
The pipe warp! I'm home free 164kb Misadventure of Mighty plumber
These Giantland Paragoombas will mangle those crops, and when Princess Toadstools people are starving I won't sell her any food unless she gives me her kingdom. 343kb Princess Toadstool for President
Me? Never! I could beat Princess Toadstool with one claw tied behind my back 168kb Princess Toadstool for President
Well hello there little fella, goo goo goo ga ga ga 145kb Princess Toadstool for President
Yeuch! I hate little Mushroom Brats 166kb Princess Toadstool for President
Give your uncle a big kiss.... *pow* why you little...ah.. little.. sweet thing 212kb Princess Toadstool for President
Hurry! Being nice is killing me! 120kb Princess Toadstool for President
I'm not going up there, this election was a stupid idea anyway! If I want something I'll just take it! 262kb Princess Toadstool for President
That's a lie, I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush 256kb Princess Toadstool for President
I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble, I just hope you have it in your heart ... to forgive me... 321kb Never Koop A Koopa
Princess Toadstool, you are far too clever for a reptile such as me, A lowly... humble... 395kb Never Koop A Koopa
WE have guests Cheatsy, I hope they like our newly remodelled accomodations.. they got an A rating... A for awful! 382kb Never Koop A Koopa
Thanks son, see to be a real big cheat, you have to double trick, double deal and double cross! 222kb Never Koop A Koopa
Hey! It really works! Permit me to introduce you to... Racoon Koopa! 274kb Super Koopa
Your stupid sub hurt my flipper! And for that your all gonna pay! 200kb Super Koopa
Kookie take the wheel! this looks like a job for Super Koopa! 155kb Super Koopa
What my sweet Kootie Pie wants, my sweet Kootie Pie gets 170kb The Venice Menace
Its the meddling Mario Brothers and that putrid Princess Toadstool 185kb Recycled Koopa
Its a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it! 248kb Recycled Koopa
You kids go keep that garbage coming, this is my chance to rule what used to be the human kingdom 213kb Recycled Koopa
The New Koopa Doopa Raiser-Upper is working perfectly! 223kb Up, Up and a Koopa!
Ahhh lighten up, learn to live a little. 156kb Up, Up and a Koopa!
 Now hear this, I the one and only extremely disgusting King Koopa am your new ruler! From now on you will obey only me! 328kb Up, Up and a Koopa!
Give the real world a Kooping it'll never forget! 123kb 7 Continents for 7 Koopas
 Lousy Lizards Bully, any stupid airhead can slop grafitti around! 221kb 7 Continents for 7 Koopas

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